My good friend Donnie Hoover knows more than one person should ever know about deer hunting (hey, man, don't you have a job?) but he's willing to share, so check out his site 52 Deer Hunting Tips to learn to hunt like the pros.   Actually, you'll learn darn near everything!  Amaze your friends, drag home a rack that won't fit in your truck, and -- please -- take a shower.  Deer urine isn't becoming of ... well, anyone.

 

And you, that other "you" -- the one over there apalled by hunting -- stop!  Before you slam me about the cruelties of hunting, consider this:  it's a lot nicer than watching them die a slow, horrible death from disease and overpopulation.  Our sprawling suburbs aren't doing much for the deer's home turf -- in fact, you're probably grilling that backyard burger on prime grazing land.  Plugging Bambi's dad may not be pretty (especially if you're not a fan of heads on the wall) but it's responsible wildlife management, and we all owe them that much.  Besides, it's gotta be better than what's gonna happen to your car if you cross paths with the big one that got away.   Now go back to your cow ... er, burger.  Eat up!

 

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